Thursday, November 16, 2006

How Jeremy (Really) Got Out of Jury Duty

at 11:19 AM

My boyfriend, Jeremy, had to report to the courthouse downtown for Jury Duty earlier this week. He showed up to find fourty-four other potential jurors. He sat around all day watching people be interviewed with questions about if they had any prejudices against any sort of drug, if they knew anyone in law enforcement, etc. Jeremy never even got interviewed because he was to be the fourty second person to be interviewed, but they only needed twelve jurors. Of course, they had all been picked by the time they got to him. But this is how I like to think Jeremy would've handled the situation so that he would not have to serve on the jury. Note, this came from my own head, this is nothing that Jeremy would actually do. Click on the images for larger views.