Thursday, November 16, 2006
How Jeremy (Really) Got Out of Jury Duty
at 11:19 AMMy boyfriend, Jeremy, had to report to the courthouse downtown for Jury Duty earlier this week. He showed up to find fourty-four other potential jurors. He sat around all day watching people be interviewed with questions about if they had any prejudices against any sort of drug, if they knew anyone in law enforcement, etc. Jeremy never even got interviewed because he was to be the fourty second person to be interviewed, but they only needed twelve jurors. Of course, they had all been picked by the time they got to him. But this is how I like to think Jeremy would've handled the situation so that he would not have to serve on the jury. Note, this came from my own head, this is nothing that Jeremy would actually do. Click on the images for larger views.
Labels: jeremy gibson, jury duty
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
The Stick of Kariya 11/07/2006
at 7:33 PMI was talking to one of my BFF's and fellow Nashville Predators fan, David, about the Predators. He told me that when he went to the team's locker room, he heard that Paul Kariya is very superstitious about his hockey stick. He wraps it a certain number of times and cuts the tape at a certain angle, and absolutely no one but Paul Kariya is allowed to touch it. When David saw the stick, he said it looked perfect. David did tell me that he resisted, but I couldn't help but imagine what would happen if only. Thus, came this series of Photoshops (click images for larger view);
Labels: david bowker, hockey, hockey stick, paul kariya, predators
The Future 10/27/2006
at 7:26 PMI don't really care for the new NBC show "Heroes". I find it a bit ridiculous that they have a character who has to shoot up heroin in order to see the future. I told my friend in Nashville, David, that I was going to shoot up some heroin and see the future, specifically when I go visit Nashville for Christmas (click image for larger view):
Labels: david bowker, predators, the future
Womens' Magazine 07/17/2006
at 7:23 PMI hate women's magazines. I think that they help make women feel bad and give them bad self-esteem. I think that the advice columns are the work of the devil. Click images for larger view.
Transspecied #1 and #2 07/04-06/2006
at 7:15 PMI came up with the idea for this comic, which I intended to be a series, one night while playing with my cat. I randomly thought about what it'd be like if my boyfriend and I decided to pretend my cat was actually a puppy. Then, during insomnia, I came up with the idea for the first comic, then soon after, the second one. I never made any more because I never thought of another idea, and I don't like to try to force them. If another Transspecied episode pops up, perhaps I'll make more (click images to see larger view):
Here's #1:
And #2:
Labels: cats, transspecied